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tent pants 

Sometimes pubescent males or transvestites have a certain erotic pleasure which simultaneously inflates the user's drawers. This phenomenon is not rare. Look carefully at your middle school brethren trying to deflate that tent they so often pitch. Unfortunately, women are unable to experience this phenomena unless something has gone terribly wrong. In these cases, the woman has grown a monster cock brought forth by a lack of estrogen or an acute increase in testosterone. Tent Pants is amazing common amongst young Caucasian males who lack a certain place in which they may pitch their tent. This inconvenience can result in torn pants, schizophrenia, nausea, depression, explosive diarrhea, and spontaneous giz sometimes referred to as an 'autogiz'.

look at him, he has tent pants, that horny motherfucker
tent pants by stof January 31, 2006
Pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare ass. Ass pants are always worn without underwere.
Often worn by queers.
Also worn by women when they want to show off there ass to men.
Look at Kathy in those ass pants!
Ass pants by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009

In my pants 

Someone who sleeps with you is descibed has being in your pants!
"I'll get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget!"
In my pants by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005

Jam Pants 

chris wore jam pants to biology class.
Jam Pants by youknowwho89 September 29, 2005

nuddy pants

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! naked freaks who run up and down the street.
Heyyyyyy!!! lets go dance in the nuddy-pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuddy pants by bIg Hairee Schlong September 26, 2003

Soiling your pants 

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.
Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?