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Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is very silent around strangers, but around friends, he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you, you won't even know it. So keep an eye open! He is athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with dark hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun and gets all the girls...and guys >:(
Person 1: Look there's Jacob!
Person 2: Look at him go!
by skarletxang3964 November 23, 2021
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Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.
by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023
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Jacob

by Saecred December 30, 2018
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Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob
I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.
by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024
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Jacob

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass
by urai laika April 23, 2020
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Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.
That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.
by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016
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