Take me to "the" island

Something you say after making 1 billion dollars in net worth

Agent: Congratulations sir, you have made 1 billion dollars in net worth! *talking on phone* Celebrity: They need me, take me to "the" island.

by goobernatorius14 February 28, 2026

Squamish of Vancouver Island

What Duncan BC is becoming. When you can’t afford Victoria which is basically the Vancouver of Vancouver Island, you buy in Duncan so you can at least own without going broke. The people of Duncan have the Squamish vibe so it’s definitely fitting.

Adam: dear god Duncan is becoming the Squamish of Vancouver Island

Nate: I can't believe that I can't believe it, but I really can't believe it.

by Twunk102 March 1, 2026

snowing on the island

The act of ejaculation on your flooting stool while on the toilet. SNOWING ON THE ISLAND!

Colin has been in the restroom awhile said Dakota. I bet he is snowing on the island

by Cilcos February 19, 2025

Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer

The act of pooping in your hand while in the shower and tossing it into the toilet.

I was in the shower and had to poop. So I did it in my hand and tossed it into the toilet, pulled a solid Brooklyn Staten Island transfer.

by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025

The Rhode Island Hershey

The Rhode Island Hershey involves a dog and a fat guy. The dog gets fattened by chocolate and self loathes while saying "Mmm! I love chocolate but I can't have it or else I'll get fat! But it's SO GOOD!!!". The fat guy genuinely just stares at him.

"Then get this, this stupid ngr brian performed the Rhode Island Hershey"

by lwrnc July 7, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...

Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025