Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.

Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.

Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

FISH HOOK

TO PICK UP ONES LOVER BY MEANS OF POINTER FINGER INSERTION INTO ANUS

BRAH BILL BILL HONEY, CAN YOU GIMME A LIFT TO THE BEDROOM? SURE BRIAN, I'LL JUST GIVE YA THE OL' BAIT & FISH HOOK MOVE THAT STOLE YOUR HEART SO MANY MOONS AGO!

by David Gary David August 17, 2022

Fish Hook

While inserting index finger in the anus, Bend the finger into a "J-Shape" which resembles a Fish Hook.

1. Give his ass the fishhook special.

2. Don't make me fishhook you.
3. Have you ever done anal? or gotten fish hooked?

by xLegit September 20, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.

"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !

by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023