dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021

Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 7, 2010

Dead Guitar era

A stretch of time in popular music where modern Rock bands reduce guitar use in their music in favor of keyboards and electronics. Usually lasts about 3-5 years. This does not mean guitar oriented music doesn't receive radio airplay or that the bands in question remove the instrument from their music altogether.

The time this definition was written could be considered a dead guitar era, with the rise in prominence of bands like Imagine Dragons.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 30, 2014

Dead head boy

Someone who is no fun and always ruins a good day out. They have no creative mindset and express very pessimistic opinions when it comes to someone using their imagination.

Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.

by SuckMyJoe July 19, 2018

Dead to me look

a stare that implies the person he or she is looking at is dead to them

She is giving me the “Dead to me look” it breaks my heart to know she felt about me.

by Sudden Excrement May 18, 2019

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021