Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 September 30, 2015

Bonky The Clown

The mallet-wielding clown character from a Rec Room game, "Make it to Midnight". Bonky is a serial killer that possesses supernatural abilities such as leaping high into the air, sensing where people are through walls, and super speed that escalates as midnight approaches, becoming impossible to outrun when the clock strikes midnight.

"Wanna play that Dead by Daylight knockoff?"

"The one with Bonky The Clown?"

by KiwiTheRetroGal January 26, 2024

Clown Nose

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

by Harked December 12, 2023

Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017

clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 30, 2022

Clown Big

When something is so abnormally large that it's funny.

"Did you see how big her ass was? It was clown big."
"Dammit Dave, I told you to stop styling your hair like WAM! Now it's clown big. You look clown big gay!"

by salesgirl December 23, 2008