Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

by CPRT October 24, 2022

cornflower blue

a) A shade of blue mixed with hints of lavender and reserved exclusively for executives with no sense of originality or self-worth,

b) or term used by macho idiots (who only just heard it somewhere) trying to appear color-sensitive to a woman they really only want to impress to try to get in her pants.

a) Can I get that icon in cornflower blue?

b) I could be mistaken, baby, but aren't your eyes cornflower blue?

by shamslam May 21, 2009

blue flamer

Igniting a fart, creating an eerie blue flame

In the calm of night, counsellor Dan capped his spooky tale to the cub scouts with a blue flamer.

by Soyrelle August 3, 2005

blue balls

blue balls is a form of power over men for women. when a woman feels that a man is not giving her the respect she deserves, that he has a small dick or is unattractive, that she wants revenge for whatever reason or is angry at the man, she will sexually arouse the man, but not give him the satisfaction of ejaculation. after a long time, this creates intense pain in his balls, and the woman can feel the sweet, sweet joy of power that women, in our culture, seldom feel over men.

"He was being an asshole and telling me that I would be a great notch in his belt. So I gave him blue balls... that should teach him to talk to women right!"
"Yeeaaah, girl!"

"He told me that he liked me best when I didn't talk, then said, 'Let's fuck.' He was small, too; why would I want to fuck that? I gave him blue balls instead. Haha selfish bastard."

by pakmafafmr April 8, 2009

blue nose

Bitter and twisted fans of the blue shite from Goodison Park. Often refer to past events from Liverpool FC's past. Very very Jealous of the success of Liverpool FC and often whine and complain that things do not go their way. Most of their fans are from Wales, but they constantly berate Liverpool fans for being 'foreign'.

For a more complete example of blue nose, see Wingeing Bastards!

by Chris McDonnell September 21, 2006

blue velvet

Opium. The stuff that you smoke and is addictive and makes u go woah crazay. It also cures dissentary.

Smoke a ton o' blue velvet got none no more di a rear.

by DJ Staplez June 10, 2004

blue flame

The ignition of a fart.

To fart while holding a lit lighter a few inches from ones butt-hole. "You should have been there last night, when Jonny lit up a blue flame and burned his asshole"

by brogers July 11, 2006