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Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
by Mtg187 April 1, 2017
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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The Bucky car salad

The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.
"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.
by Buckysmom September 17, 2015
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Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.
I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Tossing the devil’s salad

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020
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Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
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Salad

Some usless shit called salad aka rabbit food
Salad is not for humans
by A swedish boy September 5, 2019
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