My Dad

Nonexistent

If you are reading this you are My Dad

by Dantina123456 March 7, 2023

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.

“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.

"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."

by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019