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Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense
"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".
by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022
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The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.
Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025
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Following the Christmas tree

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
by slofloat December 24, 2010
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I love trees

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..
Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..
by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023
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The Unwise And Mystical Tree

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here
by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024
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Palm Tree

/pä(l)m trē /

(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.
Palm Tree usages:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to make up, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.
by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021
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