Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.

Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."

by Haha I evil April 25, 2022

Pussy Toilet

dusty. you know who you are.

Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu

by kghjdfnlmsn May 31, 2022

Pussy Toilet

dusty. you know who you are.

Dusty: i dont tan i burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu

by kghjdfnlmsn June 1, 2022

Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

by Poopy bed June 8, 2022

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023