a dog's act of dragging it's ass across your berber carpet in order to accoplish a clean wipe. Usually after a bowell movement where fecal remains are hanging out.
My dog ate a ball of yarn today and had a hard time shitting it out. I got home from work and caught him doing a dog wheelie on my wifes new area rug.
by kingRanchCJ February 3, 2010
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Did you see Brian get chrome dogged last night at the party, he'll never do a keg stand naked again.
by whosyourdonny October 3, 2009
Get the Chrome Dog mug.Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.
Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?
Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.
Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!
Asswipe: fuck man
Nicky: Yea
Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.
Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!
Asswipe: fuck man
Nicky: Yea
by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010
Get the Dog Salad mug.The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the bath. The sound caused by the motion of the act resembles a slopping or shlopping sound - hence the derivative of the name "shlop dog"
by noodleluca August 19, 2010
Get the Shlop Dog mug.To air guitar- but replacing the air with a dog, preferably a smaller one you can pick up and hold in the general position of a guitar, like a toy poodle.
Tom: I LOVE THIS SOLO bewbewbew where's my -DOG GUITAR-
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....
by Private Wetness May 1, 2010
Get the Dog Guitar mug.by stahlout September 15, 2006
Get the business dogging mug.It is when you are doing someone anally, but the person has a fuckload of shit in their ass so your cock gets covered in it.
It can also be refered to as the choco taco, but i think dog better describes a dick.
It can also be refered to as the choco taco, but i think dog better describes a dick.
OH, yesterday I was fuckin some bitch, and she gave me a haggard-ass choco dog. It was proposterous!
by monsieur mongarious November 22, 2006
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