Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

kennel time

Time spent dwelling upon an unfortunate event or memory actually causing you to relive the pain from such event/memory.

John (recalls past): It's already been six months, and my ass still hurts from the Deed.
Andrew: At least you don't suffer from kennel time...
John (in pain): NO! FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK! NO! No! Nonooonono...

by MikeySaysCowabunga October 20, 2014

time bracelet

a watch... time bracelet is a cooler name for a watch.

Gertrude: what time is it?

Andy: time to get a "time bracelet" ;)

by the perfect one October 28, 2014

time of the munch

When a man or woman eats out another woman when she is on her period.

Damn Johnny are out Barbra's pussy while she was menstruating! He's really into that time of the munch!!

by Brungjo December 15, 2013

bowl time

the time to load another bowl of marijuana into your pipe and then smoke it, usually done when your high is fading

"what time is it dude? I'm not even high anymore"
"that means its bowl time"

by imgoingtoleavit February 6, 2015

Time Of Dying

A woman's menstrual cycle, the term recognized for the feeling of dying on the inside.

Friend: "Hey, what's wrong you been acting kind of moody lately."
Me: "It's my time of dying.."
Friend: "Oh, I got you girlie *buys Doritos and Ice cream*

by Soulful_Gingee May 23, 2015

HAF Time

High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals

Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?

by Atheisto May 26, 2015