Susej Dog

Aleister Crowley and Anton Lavey's way for referencing Jesus Christ

Crowley: Ew wollof s'yevaL yaw fo gnikaeps sdrawkcab, taht sedulcni gnignahc 'Jesus Christ' otni suseJ doG

by Illuminator33 March 25, 2017

business dogging

When a pup lies down with it's front paws crossed.

Look at Jager lying there all business dogging.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Old Dogging

The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.

Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!

by Billy November 4, 2004

Shlop Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the bath. The sound caused by the motion of the act resembles a slopping or shlopping sound - hence the derivative of the name "shlop dog"

I just had a shlop dog

How was your shlop dog?

I caused a bit of a mess while having a shlop dog.

by noodleluca August 19, 2010

Dog person

Someone who is completely and utterly incapacitated by the cuteness of pups, woofers, and dogs alike.

The kind of person who makes up an urban dictionary entry for the sake of a tinder profile... all in the name of dogs of course..

Spencer, this one random dude on tinder, is such a dog person!

by Spence+dogs=happy July 31, 2017

dog wheelie

a dog's act of dragging it's ass across your berber carpet in order to accoplish a clean wipe. Usually after a bowell movement where fecal remains are hanging out.

My dog ate a ball of yarn today and had a hard time shitting it out. I got home from work and caught him doing a dog wheelie on my wifes new area rug.

by kingRanchCJ February 3, 2010

Dog Salad

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.

Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea

by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010