Margarita Pizza

The act of bending one over and pouring a margarita into their asshole, then proceeding to drink it.

Guy 1: "I just ordered a Margarita Pizza from Stu's"
Guy 2: "Ew that's gay as hell!"

by Stickit2demoniosis Haver January 13, 2025

Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.

Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"

by carrot34344pp December 3, 2023

gasoline pizza

A sentient pizza who spams discord with nonsense.

Jesus Gasoline Pizza, quit with your weird gifs!

by bloopssssss October 22, 2020

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012

pizza

it comes from Spain and in Canada it is known as saucy saucy bread tomato personally I think it's better of in the garbage

hey man stop putting the pizza there

by gay fella September 30, 2022

Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?

by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020

Pizza suacing

When group of straight flurries (sometimes gay) order a mozzarella pepperoni pizza. The furries go to a hotel near a fur con. They get a room, they then stand in a circle. The innocent pizza is placed in the the middle of the group. The furries then ejaculate on the pizza, they then put the pizza in the hall.

Damn, did you see that, Jerry? Looks like another group do some pizza suacing.

by Purple Demi venison January 13, 2025