dick off

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

by Jyash April 21, 2005

giggly-dick

When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl

Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all

by LarryVR March 18, 2007

dick head

the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.

the guy who takes off the condom when having sex

the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will

the guy that cheats on you with your sister

(fyi im a chick)

hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head

by sleas January 3, 2009

kentrills dick

Kentrills dick has been in the face of many,many hot bitches, including many milfs, actresses.

Kentrills dick was on a porn video with Mia Malkova, heard he was the main star.

by YourFemale March 8, 2022

Nigger Dick

Usually a guy, white or black. A sleazy bag of shit. Always on the "take".

Fuckin Nigger Dick (N.D.), always smoking my last cigarette.

by Factsman12 December 9, 2022

manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .

you got a manny dick nigga !

by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016