kevin james burke

what did kevin james burke say?
"sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry" and "wabaababababab" and is hhorny
by lemon33333 May 04, 2022
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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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Kevin Golightly

A very cool person who often gay and plays on the Xbox one. They are often a jock that things they are better than anyone cause they play sports. They also suck at every video game they touch
That Kevin Golightly kid, he’s a fag.
by xLedzep March 29, 2019
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Pulling a Kevin Spacey

Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
by bannedfromfacebookagain July 22, 2023
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Kevined

verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.
"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
by badam1666 February 28, 2022
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Kevined

To be eliminated twice in the same week by the same person in two different fantasy leagues.
I thought I was good until Josh Allen went nuclear and I got Kevined.
by Captain Man-man December 22, 2024
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 29, 2023
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