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Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.
by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013
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blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff
Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl
by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024
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Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.
"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."
by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020
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Myers Blocking

When you or someone else trys to stop the Halloween mass killer Michael Myers from murdering his family members and babysitter's on his normal holiday.
Loomis shot Michael 6x ,he just did a Myers Blocking!
by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020
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Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way
by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020
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Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.
Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.
by WaterBooks June 30, 2024
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crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"
Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block
by Pro706 October 14, 2016
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