twatberry 

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

twatberry by L. S May 19, 2008

Twatgoblin 

A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.

"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"

Twatgoblin by Spax February 23, 2006

twatwurst 

Someone who is a total tool, often wears polos with "popped" collars and usually calls people more conventional names such as douch bag or retard and still high fives in public. Said person also challenges random people to walking competions.

"Chuck" was gonna come out, but apparently she is a total twatwurst and will be spending the evening in.

twatwurst by "Chuck" O. April 19, 2009

twatapus

Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.

"Mate, you're a right twatapus".

twatapus by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

twatneck

general derisory term for someone when you've already used cunt, tosspot etc.

wind your neck in twatneck

twatneck by Dave Jones November 13, 2003

twatever 

Calling someone a twat & telling them "whatever" at the same time.

Heather: That outfit makes you look like a total skank.
Madison: Twatever! You're just jealous of my body bitch.

twatever by ScottyG4 September 2, 2007

Twatacocktus 

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

Twatacocktus by DROE440 June 3, 2010