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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.
After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
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Purple Lemon Ghostbuster

A strain of Cannabis combining legendary Cali-Cannabis strains Purple Urkle + Harlequin + ? + Medi Haze into one medicinal powerhouse meant to levitate users from mental illness into a good routine. Makes you feel normal, vs. insane.
Man, that fire Purple Lemon Ghostbuster saved me from the mental hospital or worse.
by bear_on Datura April 9, 2021
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purple

its blue not green?
no its purple
oh right sorry
by blueisred July 6, 2023
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Purple never walks alone

A person wearing a purple colored garment or accessory always wears at least one other with the same color at the same time. This only applies to the color purple.
Damn Daniel, purple never walks alone.
by Asmund July 21, 2025
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purple ricky

a sex act where you get hard and take a lethal dose of fentanyl, as you die you death grip your cock and cause the blood stay in your dick tip, when the paramedics find you, your dick tip is purple Aswell as the rest of you.
"did you hear john overdosed, and the paramedics found him he had purple ricky,d himself"

"imma home and purple ricky myself'"
" give the man a lethal dose and purple ricky him myself"
by NHNATE November 29, 2024
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Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don

A young rapper who made his big hit Rep 2020. He is aspiring to reach the highest of Levels
Did you hear about Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don? He is now a level 90
by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021
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