piss in the wind

when you take a piss outside and it moves I the wind

yea joe took a piss in the wind yesderday
i heard it went all over his pants because the wind blew it back at him
ROFLMAO!

by YouWatchHentaiYouHornyBastard0 October 3, 2016

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008

piss wizard

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.

Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.

by JaY January 23, 2003

piss artist

any national or local politician

He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.

by ian rich September 21, 2005

Rip the Piss

When someone gets their words mixed up and says "Rip the Piss" instead of "Rip the shit" or "Take the piss".

1:Dont rip the piss out of me all the time!
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.

by Hulahoopa October 23, 2015

pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

by C-bo July 14, 2004

rageing piss

1. Act of first urination after drinking beer, more commonly known as cracking the seal.

2. Can be used for describing a heavy rainfall.

3. can be used in a violent threat

ie. 1. i just raged the hugest piss.

2. We can't go for a walk because it's rageing piss outside.

3. I'm gonna Rage Piss all over your ass!

by jessecanada March 20, 2007