Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

Horse in a box

A bunch of really horny guys

No I’m not going, it will literally be a horse in a box

by bba123xo March 14, 2018

Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves

I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.

by CnDaz July 17, 2023

Horse Skins

Condoms

She told me to bring them dangalangs, you know, dem Horse Skins.

by BananaBoat905 May 25, 2023

Horse-footing around

To be messing around in a joking manner

Why were you counting us earlier?
Sorry I was just horse-footing around.

by Chiefhorse April 17, 2024

fuck the horse

saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway

MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE

by roachifer November 29, 2024

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011