the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.
by hahahehe:) February 15, 2018
Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 07, 2016
When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
“Hey babe lemme lay my head on that milk filled pillow”.
“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”
“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”
by FuxkinShitUp July 27, 2021
by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.
"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"
by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 09, 2019
by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023