Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.

Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.

by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023

kevin

when an enemy becomes friendly in a game

we ve got a new kevin

by a cool potato November 30, 2023

Kevin

In gaming: a guy that is or appears to be new to the game. Your friend or homie.

You don't know Kevin's true power

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by Banana Corn December 4, 2023

Kevin wiggley

Used to describe Kevin wiggley when he’s doing a wiggle

‘I don’t care what they say about yaaa - Kevin wiggley “

by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023

Kevin

An enemy or other hostile entity that becomes non-hostile due to a bug or glitch

Yup that's a Kevin

by anella February 18, 2024

Kevin fallacy

The notion of trying to bring ”objective” opinions into a subjective discussion.

The color red is the best because the Internet said so.

That line of thinking is just a Kevin fallacy!

by Vihörs February 24, 2024

Kevin

Kevin is a very sexy hot daddy who is both tall and fit but also the best pussy eater. If you find a Kevin then you're a very lucky person because that pussy won't regret a thing.

''Why are you tired today?''
''Kevin absolutely ravanged my pussy last night.''

by Urbanpizza February 27, 2024