shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.

I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!

by r0mediddy September 21, 2017

Dorm Shower

A college ritual in which an individual of any gender kneels in a communal shower space and allows a group of people (usually men) to collectively urinate on them.

It can be used as a hazing ritual, a collective punishment or humiliation, or as a sexual practice. Mostly confined to colleges and universities due to the communal shower and living spaces.

"Hey, man! Did you hear about C? He got caught with B's girl, we're doing a dorm shower tonight!"

by blaiddblondie July 30, 2025

Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014

spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.

Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.

by Spank bank July 29, 2022

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024

Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023