Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

Hard Rocket

The most absolutely stunning girl in the world. A girl that leaves you speechless. A breath taking beauty that makes the world stop. A woman so perfect that she ends the search for anyone else, there’s no need to look anymore because you just found the one.

“Bro, I just found her, she’s a total hard rocket. Drop everything I’m on a mission now”

by Beckett1234 August 31, 2025

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

hard drives

to stick a dick in the vagina

he hard drives his girlfriend when he is with her in a room alone.

by myboyedd November 8, 2018

hard

1.) Born Again Hard (Full Metal Jacket)
2.) Stubborn and not drinking the kool-aid

3.) revealing subject matter the writer doesn't flinch.

When I speak about hard, I don't talk in a sexual terminology. This kind of hard emerged from Basic Training where it mirrors Petty Officer Nasty where one carpetbags recruits with degrading explicit insults.

by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2018

Laughing Hard Body

Laughing extremely hard, to the point where it may be hard to breathe.

Bro after Matt fell down the stairs, we where Laughing Hard Body.

by Datt Nig March 30, 2011

Harding Senior High

A school in Saint Paul, Minnesota where fake asian gangsters who pretend to be drug addicts. They get their asses whooped in all sports, especially football. The entire school is filled with dopeheads.

You go to Harding Senior High? Let’s stop talking.

by sorrymomimonurbandictionary November 8, 2019