won, to, free, for

When you want to say that English is fucked up without saying that English is fucked up.
"English isn't that bad"
Really, lemme count for you. Won, to, free, for.
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free jouk

a slang used to provoke the freeing of the entity called jouk
person 1: i want jouk back

person 2: free jouk !
by eenguyophetinternet555 October 04, 2019
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Free App Trash

1.The Scum and pychos You Meet on Dating appsthat you end up having a story to tell lol.

2. A person that goes on free sign up dating apps and never have the intention of never becoming a member.
You fell asleep and woke up and he was gone and Your money. Girl I told told you he was Free App Trash when you met him on app and he was using a cell phone that was brought in from a guard in the prison he was housed till release
by HazelnutG September 20, 2023
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Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
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free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.
Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.
by ironsol8 August 30, 2007
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
by SausageNoodle442 March 02, 2017
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