flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

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koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011

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wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

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making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 6, 2012

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A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012

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