if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

Fake stream

When you’re done peeing and it feels like you still need to go but cant

Last night i had a fake stream

by Stupidass210 May 19, 2022

Fake Whispering

When people whisper to each other but aren’t really saying anything . To make other people think they’re talking about something.

Kyle and Chad were fake whispering to make Sophie feel mad.

by TheHobbit786 May 20, 2022

Fake offline

The act of putting ur status to offline when infact, ur online

guy 1: man this bitch is so clingy idk what to do
guy 2: just go fake offline man

by ur fav bad bitch hun May 22, 2022

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Fake

When you’re nice to someone you don’t like

“she’s fake to me, she acts so nice to me but she secretly hates me”

by magicunicorn1035 May 26, 2022

Fake Foreigner

Pejorative name for often monolingual foreign passport holders who despite living their entire lives in the country they are based in, still introduce themselves as foreign citizens of a country from which they don't speak its official language and are unfamiliar with the local culture and customs.

"Coco keeps telling people she is from Argentina, but the other day she couldn't tell us what its capital was."

"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"

"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."

"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."

by Chimsy May 28, 2022