When one or more dudes get super drunk and drop their pants and tuck their penis to look like a vagina (see also "The Sister"), and dance in front of their friends saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!" (Works best when the song "goodbye horses" by Q Lazzarus is playing)
The other night Grover got really drunk and proceeded to have a one-man Buffalo Bill Dance Party in front of everyone.... I sent the video to his mom!
by BeautifulLoser March 04, 2017
When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
by drizzamed April 06, 2016
Dance video referenced in the 2004 movie Napolean Dynamite. Napolean learns his dance moves from this video.
Video:Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Video: D-Qwon: All right then.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Video: D-Qwon: All right then.
by blindmellowjelly December 19, 2010
A good place to go to get banged by hot, flexible dancers with strong legs who moan with much emotion.
AKA Katie
AKA Katie
by lovestobangdancers April 04, 2003
The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
by B_Rain May 22, 2012
To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.
Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.
by Irrelevant April 26, 2005
A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.
ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."
ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."
ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."
ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."
ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."
by Stickyfingwrs February 17, 2010