a person, usually a girl, who wears any amount of the following: jewelry, makeup, lipstick, mascara, eye liner, eye lash extensions, perfume, nail polish, nail extensions, or any other product that is even remotely similar to, or in the same category as, those products
note #1:
A clown is usually a girl, but in rare cases, could be a boy. Take James Charles for example. That man is a clown.
note #2:
Society tends to teach girls that they need to improve upon their appearance, implying that there is something wrong with their raw and natural appearance to begin with. But in reality, most efforts to improve upon her appearance is actually doing the exact opposite: making it worse. A wise man once told us to be the change that we want to see in the world. I want see the world change for the better in many ways. One of these ways is for such products and practices to become non-existent. Finding a girl who does not use such products or do such practices is a rare occurrence that I actively seek out. Sometimes, it almost seems to be less common than winning the lottery. And on the rare occasion that I actually meet a girl who says that she does not use such products or commit such practices, I am actually more happy in that moment than I would be if I were to win the lottery.
note #1:
A clown is usually a girl, but in rare cases, could be a boy. Take James Charles for example. That man is a clown.
note #2:
Society tends to teach girls that they need to improve upon their appearance, implying that there is something wrong with their raw and natural appearance to begin with. But in reality, most efforts to improve upon her appearance is actually doing the exact opposite: making it worse. A wise man once told us to be the change that we want to see in the world. I want see the world change for the better in many ways. One of these ways is for such products and practices to become non-existent. Finding a girl who does not use such products or do such practices is a rare occurrence that I actively seek out. Sometimes, it almost seems to be less common than winning the lottery. And on the rare occasion that I actually meet a girl who says that she does not use such products or commit such practices, I am actually more happy in that moment than I would be if I were to win the lottery.
note #3:
These products and practices produce a mask over the face of the wearer. This mask covers up the true, raw, natural appearance of the wearer. The girl in example #2 below needs to remove this mask, and show the boy what her face is really made of. Then and only then, the boy will be able to even begin to determine an answer to her question. But until then, her face remains covered up with a mask that she believes to provide her with beauty, when in fact, it does the exact opposite, and causes her to appear as though she were a circus clown.
example #1:
*A clown is nearby.*
boy #1: "Dude, that girl is so hot!"
boy #2: "HA! If you're into clowns!"
boy #1: "What do you mean?"
boy #2: "I mean that she is a clown."
boy #1: "And what is that supposed to mean?"
boy #2: "Look it up on the urban."
example #2:
girl clown: "Hey, do I look pretty?"
boy who is not a clown: "Girl, I have no clue."
girl: "What do you mean?"
boy: "I mean that you are a clown."
girl: "What is THAT supposed to mean?"
boy: "Look it up on the urban."
These products and practices produce a mask over the face of the wearer. This mask covers up the true, raw, natural appearance of the wearer. The girl in example #2 below needs to remove this mask, and show the boy what her face is really made of. Then and only then, the boy will be able to even begin to determine an answer to her question. But until then, her face remains covered up with a mask that she believes to provide her with beauty, when in fact, it does the exact opposite, and causes her to appear as though she were a circus clown.
example #1:
*A clown is nearby.*
boy #1: "Dude, that girl is so hot!"
boy #2: "HA! If you're into clowns!"
boy #1: "What do you mean?"
boy #2: "I mean that she is a clown."
boy #1: "And what is that supposed to mean?"
boy #2: "Look it up on the urban."
example #2:
girl clown: "Hey, do I look pretty?"
boy who is not a clown: "Girl, I have no clue."
girl: "What do you mean?"
boy: "I mean that you are a clown."
girl: "What is THAT supposed to mean?"
boy: "Look it up on the urban."
by motivatedbildr November 7, 2021
Get the clownmug. hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys
by bozos fr May 25, 2022
Get the hannon the bozo clownmug. Absolute fucking jester
Thinks everything is funny
A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person
Thinks everything is funny
A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person
by Leftelbow February 4, 2020
Get the Clownmug. by mikethechef July 28, 2022
Get the hype-clownmug. -Bro did you see that gay clown following you around
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho
by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020
Get the Gay clownmug. Someone who is very cheerful and fun to hang around with. A person who will cheer you up, life up you mood!
by woqumshtbu12 February 8, 2021
Get the Ace Of All Clownsmug. If you are a ever called a clown it means that you are super funny! Everyone loves to be around you, but, like circus clowns, you’re a bit controversial and some people find your humour a bit freaky and weird.
‘I love Melinda’ said Gary. ‘She is such a clown, what a funny girl’
‘Oh’ said Fred. ‘She kind of freaks me out though’
‘Oh’ said Fred. ‘She kind of freaks me out though’
by Chance_the_minted_rapper October 29, 2019
Get the Clownmug.