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Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.
I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir
by kizlett January 23, 2026
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Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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pockets full by of cheddar biscuities

my pockets full by of cheddar biscuities
by johnythan gilberto November 30, 2023
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Phrase/Saying that can be taken multiple ways.

You or someone you know has done something well or done something badly.
Also another way of saying ‘it is what it is
John *makes a great sporting goal*
Sam : John has just thrown it in with the biscuits!

Jane : Today is going really slow- we should just throw it in with the biscuits
by ilivelifeevryday November 2, 2025
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Don't riskit for the biscuit

Don't riskit for a the biscuit-Means don't risk the big win or even the small win just for the chanse to win something you mite feel like you want or need in that moment to come out on top and witch can come out as gains such ass ,applies to tangible and non tangible thing like feelings or power over a person!
Brandon-i know i can fit 47 dollars in the gas tank ,but I bet I can fit 50 dollars? Tiffany-Don't riskit for the biscuit!
by dragonboy8586 December 1, 2025
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