Biscuiteer

A member of Biscuit Town, whose mayor is the Jon

Rabbit: "Jon, why do you smell like gravy?"
Jon: "What, you mean you really don't know this?"
Rabbit: "I haven't a clue why you would smell like gravy."
Jon: "How long have we been working together?"
Rabbit: "A hundred and fifteen years, I believe."
Jon: "Do you not know why I smell like gravy!"
Rabbit: "No, I don't."
Jon: "Well, it's quite simple there buddy, eheheh.."
Rabbit: "It's very pungent when you get closer."
Jon: "Rabbit! It's because I am the Mayor of Biscuit Town!"
Rabbit: "Eh?"
Jon: "Thank you. Stay fluffy, stay fluffy!"

Mary: "I'm a Biscuiteer!"

Biscuiteer by Quesadilla Rider September 23, 2012

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biscuitneck

A person whose neck is crumbly, flaky, and could use a hefty helping of butter to fight the deterioration. The word is best used in a neutral tone while letting the alleged biscuitnecks decide for themselves how much it offends them.

Person 1: *insert attempt at a generic troll*
Person 2: "Wow, thanks for taking the time from treating your biscuitneck to be here today"

biscuitneck by Shoe_Collector May 30, 2017

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Biscuiteer • Biscuiterian • biscuitery • biscuteeran • six biscuiter • biscuitarian • Biscuited • biscuitariontisom • biscuitbeater • Biscuitless

biscuitarian

Biscuitarian also known as the peasants or serfs diet, originated from the lower class of the middle ages. It consists only of carbohydrates. This also caused the popularity of crumpets to explode.

Being a biscuitarian, Jon strictly eats biscuits, bagels and crumpets.

biscuitarian by nickjamesbtc September 5, 2018