Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.

I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe

by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014

Asshole

When an organization like Urban Dictionary controls the public opinion of terms like Feminism that offer equality and instead opts for definitions of people that hold no value in the term.

Urban Dictionary is an asshole for controlling the use of the term “feminism”.

by Loudandproud December 6, 2017

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Assholic

A term of manner spoken.

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.

by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018