Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.

Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!

by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022

Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.

Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.

by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018

Tit nibbler

A baby who's teeth are growing in. Usually, if this baby still gets breastfed, he'll/she'll nibble a bit on the nipple of their mother.

"Ow, Little Johnny just bit my tit. I guess it became a tit nibbler."

by The16fire August 7, 2017

Civilian Tits

Female breast in which do not belong to pornstar, strippers, or prostitutes. These females often show them unexpectedly.

Non-Professional Tits

We were at the diamond's club last night and saw a nice pair of civilian tits!

by Dirty Dick Dave September 1, 2017

Rips for Tits

An expression that someone might say after you ask for a hit of whatever theyre smoking on. If someone says “Rips for Tits” to you, it means you can only have a hit if you do them some type of sexual favor or flash them.

Well-Intended Innocent Female: Can I hit your juul?
Guy that goes to Private School: You know the drill..rips for tits.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019