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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
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jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
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Mile Low Club

When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.
Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.
by Nipple Knockers May 13, 2022
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club dating

When two people are exclusive to each other ONLY in the nightlife; if they’re at the club, best believe they’re hand in hand, but the second they go home there’s nothing there.
You hear about Sterling and Amberly? They’re club dating and they don’t even have each other’s numbers!
by JulianTheGamer October 8, 2022
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Strip club

by Strip club fan October 25, 2022
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Grammy in the Club

Verb; The act of covering a sensor toilet's sensor with a piece of toilet paper and pooping in the toilet so that the toilet will not flush and everyone can see your masterpiece.
Guy one: Oh man, did you see his dump that thing deserves an Oscar?
Guy Two: Yeah thank goodness he made it a Grammy in the Club, that way we could all see it.
by joesef black October 20, 2009
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Club Penguin

A dead game that might as well be an Xbox game.
Man, I love me some twigs from club penguin. BUT I NEED MEMBERSHIP!!
RLLY
by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019
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