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Potato salad

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.
by Addadicktome May 18, 2021
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Salad bites back

Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back
by Wet eggs May 13, 2019
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Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad
by @$$blaster November 7, 2021
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salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
by von groovy July 8, 2024
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salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex
Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then
by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015
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Salad dressing

Salad dressing is a term to be used when a Male wants to spunk over his woman
Her: oh yeh baby harder
You: omg I wanna Salad dressing on you you dirty bitch
by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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