Crazy H

Being the Crazy H is unequivocally the closest definition you'll get to perfect, mysterious and charming you'll ever find in a man, with a jaw sharper than a million knives and arms bigger than a redwood tree. His face is a perfect glass shape at all times with the combination of a rock-hard jawline. He's one big, stiff man, but deep down, he's a sweet heart.
His slight blushes, his staggered laughs, and his squinting looks, all add up to be the cutie that he is. Smart, attractive, handsome, he's got them all. He's sharp, decisive and distinctive all the qualities the one true stone cold hard boiled Alpha should have.

Crazy H you're an absolue sea monster.

A man manlier than a man, looks sharper than the blades of a thousand swords, he's the one and only Crazy H.

by Zephyr_1134 May 29, 2021

h

The reason why this letter is funny is because saying the letter h is unexpected, and so random that your friends (if you even have any) will laugh when you say it to them. It is also a very nice letter due to its curved and straight lines.

Fun fact: The word horse ( your mom ) begins with the letter H.

Guy one: h
Guy two: What?

by spoon spoon July 4, 2020

a h-óinéain

colm harmon living out his onion life, living in an onion house in roebuck castle, going to oniontown IT, studying onion maintenance, coming home to an onion brother and romancing his onion girlfriend, giving offspring to a field of onions

i met my friend "cletus" at the superstore the other day and he is kind of an onion. ohh no! he is not as much as the king onion of oniontown whose nickname is colm harmon. ohh no i knew that cletus is not as much of an onion as colm harmon. ye definitely, colm is what we call an "a h-óinéain" but cletus is still a bit of an onion

by Mysterious onion June 4, 2013

H. A. N. D

Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater

have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet

by King of anime January 1, 2023

H

H is a short form for a japanese word 'ecchi'

H=(ecch)

so don't panic when u don't understand when watching anime

Do you want to have H with me
I just have H with a milf
I like to watch H anime

by ProWordTweeter October 13, 2021

Shit without the H

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting

“Hey, would you like to shit without the H?”

by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023

H

Short for heroin, a highly addictive opioid that can and will ruin your life if used.

Person 1: “Yo, you f*ck with H?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro hook me up”

by finty March 14, 2022