Fuck👃🏼

Fuck knows

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by Isaiah Abrams April 11, 2024

four oh fucked

Driving on California Interstate 405, a major North-South connector in Southern California/Los Angeles West side, & being stalled in heavy commuter traffic often tripling commute duration.

"Are you on your way home?"
"Yeah but I'm four oh fucked right now near the Getty"
"Okay, I'll save you leftovers."

by Biobravo May 16, 2014

can we fuck lyrics

Chorus

Can we fuck?

Let me see what you got danglin'

What you danglin', what you danglin'?

Can we fuck?

Bend me over, watch me handle it

Watch me handle it, watch me handle it

Verse

Call me up after dark

We can do it in the park

We can do it in the car

On the beach, under the stars

Shut me up, make it hurt

On my knees, I'll make it work

Come and feed me, sweet dessert

In a circ, I'll make it jerk

We can play dirty games

Tie me up, dicks and chains

Call your friends, run a train

Make me cum, again, again

Daddy, squirt, pretty please

Teach me 'bout the birds and bees

Muscle me, my Hercules

Chorus

Can we fuck lyrics?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Fuck mark

Any place on your body where you receive a hickey.

Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.

by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023

Cuddle-fuck

When you want to cuddle so hard you need that dick inside you too.

I'm going to cuddle-fuck Greg* so hard when I see him next. Me -2012 to my sister on the phone who was in Siciliy. *Changed

by Meeluvi April 3, 2019

Fuck

It is the word that fred from scooby-doo says

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by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013