Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

fuck on

when someone tells you to fuck off but you're feeling like a sassy cunt

person: Fuck off
you: i'd rather fuck on thank you very much

by SlamDuncan32 March 6, 2018

Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

Fuck

Its a nother word for sex. We like rhis word alot

Lets fuck

by Skjdhd November 24, 2020

fuck nugget

fuck nugget is when your friend gives you a chicken nugget and your vibrator is out of batteries so you decide you get that lumpy shit inside of you.

Maria: "Yooo, my vibrator is dead what I do?"
Addy: "you remember that chicken nugget I gave you earlier? You still got that nasty shit right?"
Maria: "Yea I guess ill just have to fuck nugget that tonight."

by ImStalkingYourKIds April 23, 2018