Dead as Fuck

When something is not working, not functional. Very broken beyond repair.

The bird you just killed is dead as fuck!

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.

That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.

by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018

Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy

Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon

by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024

the same fucking person

when you and someone else are very similar, always jinx things, and think the exact same way

"Ayden and Isabel are the same fucking person"

by isab8l May 21, 2021

Fuck all y’all

All y’all are temporary y’all ain’t come out the womb with me so fuck all y’all temporary ass hoes😂

I rolled the window down and yelled fuck all y’all

by Fuckallyallfr November 24, 2021

I dont even fucking know

When you don't even fucking know something

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025