Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Twat

A bad person

Katie is a twat

by CheekyCheeseGrater November 6, 2022

Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

by Vapercise April 30, 2023

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016

Twat

A complete idiot who doesn’t know how to do anything

Maggie called me a twat at practice today.

by finwall June 16, 2019

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022