Suck my dick

Slang used by girls at Rayne High School who think they look like Cardi B.

Leave me alone and suck my dick

by Mhmnmnm November 16, 2018

sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010

holy suck mother

the think when you get a crazy text messege and you wanna say holy shit! but your parents are in the room

"Well mom i kinda feel like.....(recieve crazy text) HOLY SUCK MOTHER!

by abadcatman April 19, 2010

Pro-suck-tive

A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.

Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.

by VidaVee April 19, 2010

Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.

'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'

by AmericanAndProudOfIt July 19, 2006

crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

by N.Y. September 29, 2006

half sucked mango

Half sucked mango- a person who is half done, or a dumbass

Is that John?

No that’s a half sucked mango

by Isabellalookslikeavirgin June 21, 2018