Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"

I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .

by curriedkitty May 21, 2017

tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis

my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob

by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017

Turtle

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell is a turtle.

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021