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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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Cerie Cat

Cats associated with eggplants
Wow, that is a nice Cerie Cat!
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Cat Water

its between good and worse Literally garbage and crack at a game
Cousin: your not dog water yet your just cat water

Me: oh ok
by A Witsa Burger Face January 8, 2021
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Doja Cat

Doja Cat is an amazing singer and rapper. She makes the best songs ever! And she was born October 21st, 1995.
Did you hear Doja Cat's new song?
by littenkit July 18, 2021
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cat lady

woman who is destined to die and old maid with several cats
i know hes fat but at this point its grin and bear it or hello cat lady
by metiamo June 7, 2004
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Smokey Cat

When a girl smokes a cigarette through her vagina.
"Veronica went outside to have a smokey cat."
by CalvinK August 13, 2007
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Black Cats

An Iranian musical group who is very popular in Iran and within Iranian communities. The 2 lead singers used to be Kamran and Hooman, but they left the group and they're doing a solo thing now.
Peeshee peeshee meow meow. The Black Cats.
by Darius01 July 16, 2008
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