takes away from the table

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

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Get the takes away from the tablemug.

take your turkey to chipotle

When you smoke a bowl then blow the smoke in yo girls virgina then stick yo dick in and pull it out and let her suck of the slime and smoke.

When you take your turkey to chipotle it's fun.

by God of 69 January 25, 2023

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Get the take your turkey to chipotlemug.

Where a group of 6 to 10 women get naked and standing form a line with their legs spread so as to form an upside down 'v'. This creates a tunnel of sorts. The woman in the back of the line crawls on her hands and knees giving each pussy a lick until she's reached the front of the line. Then the next woman. In the back of the line does the same and so on and so forth until every woman has been 'serviced' so to speak.

Brigit and Kayla hosted a slumber party over at kayla's house since kayla's parents were out of town. There were about. 15 of us. We played board games gossiped. And ended up. Taking the a train up town

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

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Get the Taking the a train up townmug.

take a hit make a play

absorbing a minor setback to make a major comeback

commonly used in hockey

Aye bro i’m still on delivered.
No worries, take a hit make a play- we’re going out tonight.

by dryrock0 October 13, 2022

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Get the take a hit make a playmug.

jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”

I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig

by Long john slider October 17, 2017

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