Lard on Sticks

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.

1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."

by Zultan009 May 18, 2010

stick fighting

Philipino Martial Arts sport version of sparring. Usually asscoiated with Philipino Integrated Martial Arts. Tournaments are held two times every other year and once in another country on the same year. The later tourney is The world championships wheareas the first two are qualifiers.

Hey lets go stick fight

by Batosei June 29, 2004

Whupass Stick

A stick with a pillow case on the end.

Dont forget your whupass stick!

by wHuPaSsNesS May 13, 2005

Stick People

anything you want them to be. they can spit fire. they can play any instrument. they can work any weapon. they can kill anyone. they can be killed by anyone. they like bananas. theyre on drugs. theyre fucking ninjas. they are pizza delivery people. they will find you. they will throw you out a window. they will bring you back inside. they will hit your legs with a bat. they will dunk your head in the toilet. they will break a vase and a beer bottle on your face(vase first, then beer bottle).they will shoot you in the left arm. they will rape you. they will build the tallest building in the world and take you to the roof. they will fuck a super hot girl in front of your face. then they will throw you off the building.

Person 1:Hey did you hear?, Joebob got Stick Peopled.
Person 2:Yea, it was all over the news.

by Eagamer7 August 29, 2010

Crad Stick

A piece of tissue or toilet roll that has been dampened with tap water and formed into a sausage shape. This implement is placed between the buttocks to sooth the pain of chef's arse.

"Hey, something just fell out of your pants.", "Oh yea, don't worry, it's just my crad stick."

by Jonny Rushton August 8, 2007

Image stick

Cigarettes- image sticks becuase they DO significantly improve your image

Hey dude pass up the image sticks

Did you see Rueben on Saturday night? He was so drunk that he tried to light up his image stick on the stove, and his hair caught fire, and when someone started hitting him on the head to put it out, he said 'fuck off, i just want to smoke my image stick!'

by thisisnotme September 16, 2005

chucky stick

the stick that killed chucky

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.

by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006