Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Nut Sock

Dried Out Sock With Nut.

JERK THAT NUT SOCK UNTIL YOU WORK IT

by NiggerThaThirdJr. November 5, 2025

ball socks

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping

I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 May 26, 2018

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

Grippy Sock Gang

A group of people who have been to a "Grippy Sock Prison," on a "Grippy Sock Vacation," or been a patient in a psych ward. Typically meant as a joke to lighten up an otherwise dark time.

"He's checking into the psych ward tonight after work."
"He's joining the Grippy Sock Gang!"

by Mother of All Things June 6, 2025