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retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical
your talkin' stupid like a retard salad
by kalisz June 14, 2010
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower
by johnny sharp January 26, 2024
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Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
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Grape Salad

A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity
Wow that grape salad video is so hott
by ohlookagrapesalad May 16, 2022
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Tossing the devil’s salad

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020
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Slime Salad

When at least 2 people cum in the same asshole and their cum mixes together.
Jordan ate a slime salad out of Ravan's ass that everyone at the party helped make.
by spnwvr June 7, 2025
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