Rare Venomous Purple Folopple

When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.

I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.

Rare Venomous Purple Folopple by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

Barney the purple dinosaur by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Mexican Purple Rocket 

The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.

Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.

Mexican Purple Rocket by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

Little Tiny Purple Peace Person 

Little Tiny Purple Peace People or (LTPPPs) are a civilization of sixth graders (or above) who enjoy having fun enough to not care what other people think of them. At least to an extent. Just not when their crushes are around. This civilization may make up new words, such as ooch, yuy, avesome, and eep. They listen to strange music. They are the bane of the popular people's existence. Anyone who does all these things is considered part of the LTPPP civilization, no matter where they live.

Conformist #1: When that Little Tiny Purple Peace Person walked by, I felt a rush of empowerment!

Conformist #2: I know, I really wish I knew what all of their new words mean!

LTPPP: OOCH!!!!

Little Tiny Purple Peace Person by pierules10 March 7, 2012

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey 

Only the most B.A. girls hockey team around loaded with amazing danglers.

Wow Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey looks amazing. They are professionals.

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey by eatshitfreshmen August 17, 2010

do u smell purple? 

a random and totally meaningless phrase usually used determine ones posisition in attentiveness.

David Brainard was known as the missionary to the indians. at a young age he got sick and died. my gosh, do u smell purple?

do u smell purple? by bo12 October 22, 2007

bluey purple 

The act of farting into a womans mouth right before she gives you a blowjob.

Lets bluey purple biotch!

bluey purple by Boyzee Bonkers July 6, 2008